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Sat 12 March 2011 10th Year of the Florida Inter-Bash @ Bull Creek WMA
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Sat 12 March 2011 10th Year of the Florida Inter-Bash @ Bull Creek WMA
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March 08. 2011
What: 10 Year Aniversary Of The Florida Interbash
When: Saturday 12 March 2011 - 1pm Hash Start Time
Where: Bull Creek Wildlife Management Area
Directions: From Melbourne: From I-95 And Hwy 192, Go West On Hwy 192 For About 18 Miles. Look For Crabgrass Rd On The Left And Follow The Dirt Road For About 6 Miles. The Bull Creek Wma Campground Is Located On The Left. Just Look For The On-On Signs. From Orlando: Go East Hwy 192 And Once You Get To 441 And Holopaw, Continue On Hwy 192 For 5 Miles. Then Look For Crabgrass Road On The Right And Follow This Dirt Road For 6 Miles. The Bull Creek Wma Campground Is Located On The Left. Just Look For The On-On Signs. Map (Click On The Images On The Map For Detailed Info).
Hosted By: Lost Hares Society Hash House Harriers
Hares: Dirtweed
Hash Cash: Only Twenty Washingtons! ($20) This Gets You The Trail On Saturday, Beer, Snacks, Hot Dogs And Vegetarian Chili And Camping.
Camping: Primitive No Facilities
T-Shirt: Byot - Bring Your Own Blank Tshirt So That Dirtweed Can Airbrush The Interbash X 2011 Logo On It For You
Hash Highlights: Dirtweed Has Created A Trail That Would Make His Friend Harry Pussy Proud. This Great Trail Has Many Highlights Including Florida Mountains, Lucious Florida Soils, Open Fields Of Green And Orange, Pine Scented Trails, Fenel Fields, Water And Mud. Trail Will Be 100% Asphalt Free. You Must Bring A Whistle And Cell Phone In The Event You Get Lost. Snacks Served Before And During The Circle, But Food Only Served After Circle Is Completed.
I Am Haring The Interbash At Bullcreek On Saturday March 12th. Bullcreek Is A Super Nice Wilderness Area About 20 Miles West Of I-95 And 6 Miles South Of Hwy-192. The Trail Will Expose You To Some Of The Most Pristine Old Florida Land That Is Pretty Much The Same As When The Explorers First Discovered Florida! The Trail Will Be Around 12 Miles And Marked Really Well. There Will Be Narrow Foot Bridges Over Incredibly Beautiful Swamps And Secret Surprise Close (Yet Safe) Encounter With A Wild And Scenic Waterway! The Grassland Savannas Look Much Like The African Plains That Teddy Roosevelt Hunted Big Game On. There Are Many Plants And Animals That You Will Face That Only Exist Here And Nowhere Else In The World. We Will Have A Person Sweep The Trail To Help Any Stragglers Find An Easier Route And There Will Be A Halfway Refreshment Stop With Beer And Banjo Music Straight Out Of The Movie The Deliverance. Camping Is Free Of Charge And You May Come Early And Camp Friday As Well As Saturday Nights. I Will Put My Artistic Talent To Use And Make A Stencil To Spray Any Shirt That You Bring With Paint Transforming Your Dull Mundane T-Shirt Into An Official One Of A Kind Interbash Shirt! The Cost Is $20 And Will Provide Unlimited Food And Beer Saturday Night. See You There???
Florida Interbash History
Who Started The Florida Interbash? The Interbash Has Been The Brain-Child Of One 'Patch Work Quilt' & 'Suck Me Dry' From The Palm Beach Bikos Way Back In 2002. The Year 2011 Will Mark The 10th Consecutive Year Of The Florida Interbash. The Interbash Is Meant To Be A Social Gathering Of All The Florida Bike Hash Groups. We Get Together, Get Some Exercise On Bikes And Socialize Over Some Cold Beers, But Not Always In That Order. Florida Bike Hashers Have Traveled From Orlando, Palm Beach, Brevard County And Beyond For Each And Every Interbash. The Last 2 Or 3 Years We Have Even Had A Hasher From The Cleveland, Ohio Area Join Us. Some Pics Of Previous Interbash Events.
All Statements Written Here Are Subject To Change. Weenee May Have Other Rules And Regulations In Mind.
I Think It Is Mandatory That You Bring: Whistle, Cell Phone, Blank Tee Shirt
I Approved This Message, Dirtweed More From The Mouth Of Dirweed
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY DW
Water (Cold) To Shower And Wash Hands Is Available, There Are Pit Toilets, If Anyone Can Find Some Ass Gaskets (Seat Protectors) Please Let Us Know That You Will Be Bringing Them.
There Have Been Numerous Beer Sightings And 2 Nuisance Beers Have Been Humanized And Removed After Attacking And Killing A Hiker And A Tent Camper.
Technically You Will Be Swimming Through Quicksand But Don't Worry Because The Leeches Wont Be As Painful As The Ticks And Spiders.
There Will Be A Generic Beer Stop At The 42 Mile Mark Which Is Roughly Half-Way.
The Serial Rapist In The Area Is Believed Dead Or Has Moved Away Since The Last Know Rape Was More Than 3 Days Ago.
As Long As You Have All Your Shots And Vaccinations There Should Be No Health Major Concerns Other Than The Rabid Mice That Infest Our Camp.
If You Are Bitten It Is Suggested That You Capture And Kill The Rabid Animal So That The State May Take The Brain For Testing.
The Snake Population Is Down This Year At Bullcreek With The Exception Of The Pygmy Rattlesnake Which Is Responsible For The Death Of Two Small Children.
The Last Accidental Hunting Death With A Gun Was More Than Two Months Ago And As Long As You Are Wearing Red It Is Illegal For A Hunter To Shoot And Kill You, Although They Are Allowed Shoot Your Bike If The Believe You Are Charging Them.
When Wading Through Swamps With Alligators Please Remain Calm, Your Flesh Will Be More Appealing To The Alligators If Your Adrenaline Levels Remain Low.
The Mexican Narco Drug Traffickers (ATC) Are Operating In The Area And There Have Been Several Kidnappings, So Use Extreme Caution While Trans-Versing The Vast Marijuana Fields That The Trail Cut Through.
Because Of The Mexican Narco Drug Traffickers The Military Will Be Doing Live Ammunition Exercises On The 12th And 13th, If You Come Across Live Ordinance You May Want To Kick It Or Hit Upon It With A Rock To Make Sure It Is A Dud Before Moving Along.
Since The Mosquitoes Are The Worst They Have Been In 20 Years The University Of Florida Will Be Releasing 50,000 Bats During The Same Weekend That We Are Here, The Only Downside To That Besides The Guano Is The Parasites That The Bats Carry And Rain Down Upon Us And The Food We Are Eating.
There Will Be A DUI Check-Point On Trail, But The Sheriff Dept And Told Us Off The Record That They Will Look The Other Way If The Woman Flash Their Tits And Run Around Singing Hash Songs.
I Approved This Message, Dirtweed
Even More From The Mouth Of Dirweed
Things To Bring: Bike, Whistle, Cell Phone, Blank Tshirt, Camping Gear, Turkey Call, Folding Chair, Food To Eat For Lunch Before The Hash, A Tshirt For Dirtweed To Paint The Interbash X 2011 Logo Onto, Your Good Humour, A Muzzle For Dirtweed.
When: Saturday 12 March 2011 - 1pm Hash Start Time
Where: Bull Creek Wildlife Management Area
Directions: From Melbourne: From I-95 And Hwy 192, Go West On Hwy 192 For About 18 Miles. Look For Crabgrass Rd On The Left And Follow The Dirt Road For About 6 Miles. The Bull Creek Wma Campground Is Located On The Left. Just Look For The On-On Signs. From Orlando: Go East Hwy 192 And Once You Get To 441 And Holopaw, Continue On Hwy 192 For 5 Miles. Then Look For Crabgrass Road On The Right And Follow This Dirt Road For 6 Miles. The Bull Creek Wma Campground Is Located On The Left. Just Look For The On-On Signs. Map (Click On The Images On The Map For Detailed Info).
Hosted By: Lost Hares Society Hash House Harriers
Hares: Dirtweed
Hash Cash: Only Twenty Washingtons! ($20) This Gets You The Trail On Saturday, Beer, Snacks, Hot Dogs And Vegetarian Chili And Camping.
Camping: Primitive No Facilities
T-Shirt: Byot - Bring Your Own Blank Tshirt So That Dirtweed Can Airbrush The Interbash X 2011 Logo On It For You
Hash Highlights: Dirtweed Has Created A Trail That Would Make His Friend Harry Pussy Proud. This Great Trail Has Many Highlights Including Florida Mountains, Lucious Florida Soils, Open Fields Of Green And Orange, Pine Scented Trails, Fenel Fields, Water And Mud. Trail Will Be 100% Asphalt Free. You Must Bring A Whistle And Cell Phone In The Event You Get Lost. Snacks Served Before And During The Circle, But Food Only Served After Circle Is Completed.
I Am Haring The Interbash At Bullcreek On Saturday March 12th. Bullcreek Is A Super Nice Wilderness Area About 20 Miles West Of I-95 And 6 Miles South Of Hwy-192. The Trail Will Expose You To Some Of The Most Pristine Old Florida Land That Is Pretty Much The Same As When The Explorers First Discovered Florida! The Trail Will Be Around 12 Miles And Marked Really Well. There Will Be Narrow Foot Bridges Over Incredibly Beautiful Swamps And Secret Surprise Close (Yet Safe) Encounter With A Wild And Scenic Waterway! The Grassland Savannas Look Much Like The African Plains That Teddy Roosevelt Hunted Big Game On. There Are Many Plants And Animals That You Will Face That Only Exist Here And Nowhere Else In The World. We Will Have A Person Sweep The Trail To Help Any Stragglers Find An Easier Route And There Will Be A Halfway Refreshment Stop With Beer And Banjo Music Straight Out Of The Movie The Deliverance. Camping Is Free Of Charge And You May Come Early And Camp Friday As Well As Saturday Nights. I Will Put My Artistic Talent To Use And Make A Stencil To Spray Any Shirt That You Bring With Paint Transforming Your Dull Mundane T-Shirt Into An Official One Of A Kind Interbash Shirt! The Cost Is $20 And Will Provide Unlimited Food And Beer Saturday Night. See You There???
Florida Interbash History
Who Started The Florida Interbash? The Interbash Has Been The Brain-Child Of One 'Patch Work Quilt' & 'Suck Me Dry' From The Palm Beach Bikos Way Back In 2002. The Year 2011 Will Mark The 10th Consecutive Year Of The Florida Interbash. The Interbash Is Meant To Be A Social Gathering Of All The Florida Bike Hash Groups. We Get Together, Get Some Exercise On Bikes And Socialize Over Some Cold Beers, But Not Always In That Order. Florida Bike Hashers Have Traveled From Orlando, Palm Beach, Brevard County And Beyond For Each And Every Interbash. The Last 2 Or 3 Years We Have Even Had A Hasher From The Cleveland, Ohio Area Join Us. Some Pics Of Previous Interbash Events.
All Statements Written Here Are Subject To Change. Weenee May Have Other Rules And Regulations In Mind.
I Think It Is Mandatory That You Bring: Whistle, Cell Phone, Blank Tee Shirt
I Approved This Message, Dirtweed More From The Mouth Of Dirweed
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY DW
Water (Cold) To Shower And Wash Hands Is Available, There Are Pit Toilets, If Anyone Can Find Some Ass Gaskets (Seat Protectors) Please Let Us Know That You Will Be Bringing Them.
There Have Been Numerous Beer Sightings And 2 Nuisance Beers Have Been Humanized And Removed After Attacking And Killing A Hiker And A Tent Camper.
Technically You Will Be Swimming Through Quicksand But Don't Worry Because The Leeches Wont Be As Painful As The Ticks And Spiders.
There Will Be A Generic Beer Stop At The 42 Mile Mark Which Is Roughly Half-Way.
The Serial Rapist In The Area Is Believed Dead Or Has Moved Away Since The Last Know Rape Was More Than 3 Days Ago.
As Long As You Have All Your Shots And Vaccinations There Should Be No Health Major Concerns Other Than The Rabid Mice That Infest Our Camp.
If You Are Bitten It Is Suggested That You Capture And Kill The Rabid Animal So That The State May Take The Brain For Testing.
The Snake Population Is Down This Year At Bullcreek With The Exception Of The Pygmy Rattlesnake Which Is Responsible For The Death Of Two Small Children.
The Last Accidental Hunting Death With A Gun Was More Than Two Months Ago And As Long As You Are Wearing Red It Is Illegal For A Hunter To Shoot And Kill You, Although They Are Allowed Shoot Your Bike If The Believe You Are Charging Them.
When Wading Through Swamps With Alligators Please Remain Calm, Your Flesh Will Be More Appealing To The Alligators If Your Adrenaline Levels Remain Low.
The Mexican Narco Drug Traffickers (ATC) Are Operating In The Area And There Have Been Several Kidnappings, So Use Extreme Caution While Trans-Versing The Vast Marijuana Fields That The Trail Cut Through.
Because Of The Mexican Narco Drug Traffickers The Military Will Be Doing Live Ammunition Exercises On The 12th And 13th, If You Come Across Live Ordinance You May Want To Kick It Or Hit Upon It With A Rock To Make Sure It Is A Dud Before Moving Along.
Since The Mosquitoes Are The Worst They Have Been In 20 Years The University Of Florida Will Be Releasing 50,000 Bats During The Same Weekend That We Are Here, The Only Downside To That Besides The Guano Is The Parasites That The Bats Carry And Rain Down Upon Us And The Food We Are Eating.
There Will Be A DUI Check-Point On Trail, But The Sheriff Dept And Told Us Off The Record That They Will Look The Other Way If The Woman Flash Their Tits And Run Around Singing Hash Songs.
I Approved This Message, Dirtweed
Even More From The Mouth Of Dirweed
Things To Bring: Bike, Whistle, Cell Phone, Blank Tshirt, Camping Gear, Turkey Call, Folding Chair, Food To Eat For Lunch Before The Hash, A Tshirt For Dirtweed To Paint The Interbash X 2011 Logo Onto, Your Good Humour, A Muzzle For Dirtweed.
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